Now this is a fucking contest! John never uses his 4 gig iPod Nano, and most of the pawn-shops in Detroit have gone out of business, so he’s willing to give it to a listener who can correctly answer the following five questions. The Nano will be preloaded with every episode of The Oddist and autographed by John, Alex and Sara Jean. If the winner so desires they can also be interviewed on the show! All questions can be answered by listening to the show or reading The Oddist website.
1. In Episode 5 Season 2: Shea LaBeouf’s Earballs, John reveals a strong hatred against people employed in what profession?
2. In Episode 4 Season 2 : A guy a girl and mom? What 3 creature’s “roars” were combined to create Sara Jean’s News sound?
3. According to The Oddist website about how old is John mentally?
4. What was the title of Episode 5 of the Season 1?
5. What type of snack food does John’s cat, Charlie, enjoy eating?
Send your answers to firstname.lastname@example.org and the first 6 people who submit correct answers will be entered in a drawing to win John’s nano. The winner will be determined by a single roll of the dice on the May 17th episode of The Oddist. The dice roll will be videotaped and posted on The Oddist’s sister site IHearTalking.com so that everyone will know it’s legit.As an extra bonus every episode of The Oddist, including the “Vag Night Special” will be pre-loaded on the nano for your listening pleasure.
What are you waiting for it’s a FREE fucking iPod. GO!
John, Alex, Sara Jean and their families may not enter this contest cause that would be a little to sketchy.
I’ve done some actual rational thinking and screw the birthday show. I think at some point I will whittle it down to about an hour running time and/or maybe I will do a show about that show and play clips but as things stand I would much rather just get on with the new season rather than dwell on the past. If I do upload the show it will only be available though the website. The first new show will be posted (as planned on the 15th) and I hope everyone will tune in. New co-host, and lots of drinking. Thanks.
I’ve done the math and this could be ridiculous. If every listener found me and used this coupon I could potentially spend over $4000. Thank god some of you live in different states and countries. Still I made a promise and here is the “make good”. Download and print this coupon, then carry it around or seek me out and redeem it. Don’t be an idiot and try to go to The Delmar without me and use it, they’ll just tell you that you’re a nutcase. Right click or whatever to download the coupon in PDF form HERE
Last Saturday’s episode will be posted tonight. My apology to all the listeners. My only excuse is dumbness. Once again, it will be posted tonight if not I’ll buy you all hot meatloaf sandwiches from The Delmar Family Restaurant.
So Durgan is finally gone and I need a co-host. Here are the requirements
1. You must be 21 or over.
2. You must be available for 45 minutes on Saturday evening
3. You must be able to remember that you have something to do for 45 minutes on Saturday evenings.
That is it. Now I know Durgan couldn’t fill all the crazy logistical requirements, but I’m sure someone out there can. So email TheOddist@theoddist.com with your name and 5 facts about yourself. I’ll respond to everyone and the best four will get to host a show. What are you waiting for…DO IT!
Here is the link to the Durgan soundboard.
Do what you will with it…Durgan Soundboard