the oddist

How could I possibly be discussing Season 3 when Season 2 never even really ended? Well I can do anything I want and right now I’m telling you that the first episode of Season 3 of The Oddist will be recorded on May 22nd, 2010. Hold on to your horses and run it up the flagpole. Here it comes so hold your breath and make a wish.

Now this is a fucking contest! John never uses his 4 gig iPod Nano, and most of the pawn-shops in Detroit have gone out of business, so he’s willing to give it to a listener who can correctly answer the following five questions. The Nano will be preloaded with every episode of The Oddist and autographed by John, Alex and Sara Jean. If the winner so desires they can also be interviewed on the show! All questions can be answered by listening to the show or reading The Oddist website.

1. In Episode 5 Season 2: Shea LaBeouf’s Earballs, John reveals a strong hatred against people employed in what profession?

2. In Episode 4 Season 2 : A guy a girl and mom? What 3 creature’s “roars” were combined to create Sara Jean’s News sound?

3. According to The Oddist website about how old is John mentally?

4. What was the title of Episode 5 of the Season 1?

5. What type of snack food does John’s cat, Charlie, enjoy eating?

Send your answers to theoddist@theoddist.com and the first 6 people who submit correct answers will be entered in a drawing to win John’s nano. The winner will be determined by a single roll of the dice on the May 17th episode of The Oddist. The dice roll will be videotaped and posted on The Oddist’s sister site IHearTalking.com so that everyone will know it’s legit.As an extra bonus every episode of The Oddist, including the “Vag Night Special” will be pre-loaded on the nano for your listening pleasure.

What are you waiting for it’s a FREE fucking iPod. GO!

John, Alex, Sara Jean and their families may not enter this contest cause that would be a little to sketchy.

Here are the tales to tell and the tales that were told.

Cat Eating Facebook
Chicken Bomb
June 12, Doomsday
Fire fighter Snack Attack
Mobile phone Whacking
Baby got Penis on Back

Though most of the news ended up on the cutting room floor here are the links to the ones I could find and that you may have heard about on the show.

300 Dead Cats
Molested by Bigfoot
Fake Finger

Also here is the video for the Galaxy Express song heard during the middle of the show.

Here are the news links from Episode 3 of The Oddist. Also don’t forget to check out the placemat John found at Club Bart. You can see it by visiting The Oddist’s Flickr page located HERE

Balloon Priest
Unarmed?
Finger Grower
Toe Cops
Ledger’s Ghost
Australian UFOs
Dolphin Collision
Pinned under Hubby
Masked Man
Maybe Baby
360 Billion
Vodka Beaver

Here are some of the stories talked about during the show.
Stupid carjacker
Man Shoots self
UFOS over Arizona
Truck balls
Hole in Chest

Stay tuned for next week’s show when John confronts Durgan (sans wife), why Pinball girl called John at 3am on Saturday and pictures of the tunnel John was forced to dig when he was a child.