the oddist

Episode 18 Season 2: Tricks vs. Treats

TheOddist — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 19:35:08 +0000

Well the announcement has been made this is one of the 3 final episodes of this season’s podcast. Alex and John drink apple pucker and chat about eating silverware and having sex with dogs all while John does funny voices. Hear all of Alex’s big news and be fascinated by this total and complete show that even includes a guest interview! That is correct this episode has an interview! John talks with comedians Joel Fragomeni, from JoelRadio.net, and Harry “The Bat outta Hell” Artin. Joel thinks he has figured out why David Carradine died and how Balloon Boy disproves all UFO sightings. Harry just wants to pull the teeth out of a squirrel. After the interview is, of course, Waiting for Soup wherein Alex and John discuss some of the best movies you can watch during this Halloween season. It’s a long show clocking in at just over 2 hours but at least we’re giving you something to listen to as The Oddist starts to vanish into the ether. Happy Halloween.

Episode 17 Season 2: Old People vs. Germans

TheOddist — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 04:52:41 +0000

Just when you thought the show had vanished into the ether. You were wrong! Although the shows aren’t posted as lickity-split as they once were here is a jam-packed 44 minute episode with everything you love. What do you love? Octoberfest, Old People, Sara Jean, Kayne West, laughter and stories. Find out about Sara Jean’s love of the “lazy river” and her encounters with cranky old people. Hear SJ sing songs about Father Abraham? The basement is filled with flies and creepy crawlers and if feeding the world means taking more tax money from John…then do it. Soda cans and swords, cheaters wearing signs and a story that lets John and Sara Jean take an imagination trip. If you didn’t love The Oddist before, you will now.

Episode 16 Season 2: Episode 17

TheOddist — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 02:55:31 +0000

John and Alex tried to record a show after they recorded episode 15, thinking that John would get his act together and record episode 16 with Sara Jean. Of course that didn’t happen…but it will! So this is this is 17 as 16. Don’t expect anything fantastic as it is also the shortest episode of The Oddist ever. Coming in at just over 15 minutes you’ll thank whatever deity you might that it is not any longer than that. If you listen to episode 15 and John and Alex sound drunk…wait until you hear this slurring, babbling mess. Although John thinks it is “Pretty Good!” Hopefully the stories of Kenny Tessel, Fat smugglers and diapers will keep you coming back for the next REAL episode with Sara Jean.

Episode 15 Season 2: Sad Dad vs. The TV star

TheOddist — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 02:54:12 +0000

Alcohol is a hell of a thing. John and Alex celebrate The Woodward Dream Cruise by not going to it and getting wasted while recording. Although John reveals the possibility of his becoming a television star if you listen underneath the drunken slurring of his words you find the pain and sadness of acceptance at parental mortality. Alex reviews the movie District 9 and brings us up to date on all the latest news involving glued penises, cat porn, grooming pubic hair, and dead bodies. The truth comes out about John’s dating status and during what is sure to be remembered as the worst shot ever consumed on the show, Elijah Craig Whiskey and Apple Pucker, it takes eleven seconds for our hosts to recover. If you don’t remember this show after listening to it no one will be mad at you because no one remembers recording it.

Episode 14 Season 2: King Cobra vs. The Gypsy

TheOddist — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 04:37:08 +0000

There have been many episodes, of The Oddist, that were recorded drunk and they sound drunk. This episode was recorded sober but it sounds like the conversations people have when they are stoned out of their minds. It’s good that Douglas Adams is mentioned because John and Sara Jean talk about life, the universe and everything…literally and demons, giant cows, goat kings, helicopter prison escapes and John’s baldness. What was Sara Jean in her past life? You’ll find out. What is Sara Jean’s big announcement? You’ll find out. You’ll also find out how the movie “Knowing” ends as John tries to save everyone 2 hours by spoiling an already terrible film. None of this show is right or wrong, good or bad because those are human created concepts dude…whoa, that is deep.

Episode 13 Season 2: The Beginning of The End

TheOddist — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 17:43:14 +0000

Since this is episode 13 The Oddist is officially half over for this season. John and Alex discuss prison penis tattoos, squirrels in shirts, the sex life of “furries”, and fist fights. Is John’s drinking becoming a problem? How do you get kicked out of a casino? Find out! A silly little episode that is everything you want from The Oddist. This is the perfect background noise for when you are home alone trying to figure out why you are home alone. Someone doesn’t make it for the “Waiting for Soup” portion of the show…Alex or John? Place your bets!

Episode 12 Season 2: One Nice, One Sober and John

TheOddist — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 01:00:49 +0000

This is it! The halfway point of no return! The first meeting of co-hosts! Listen to the excitement of Alex and Sara Jean trying to hold the show together while John slurs words and makes little to no sense. News stories are read, sounds are combined an iPod Nano is given away in the most confusing of manners. The silliest of shows but still containing, what could have been, startling stories of suicide and battery attacks if John would have been coherent enough to string a rational thought together. If you’ve never experienced someone who is in the “I love you guys” stage of drunkenness then enjoy this laugh packed show.

Episode 11 Season 2: Mixing Board Funtastic

TheOddist — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 23:03:08 +0000

Sara Jean and John have some fun with the settings on the mixing board while discussing forbidden beats, old graduates and drunk animals. Somehow our hosts solve a mystery while Sara Jean tries to recruit women for a version of “The Dating Game” with John as the prize. John also pulls together an interview! Is he shy? Is he tempered? Well he is Corey Hall comedian, movie reviewer and fellow podcaster…or is he? Corey also admits to peeing his pants because he hates the cold? People should be jealous of John because his “boob” is a “neck”. Also, somehow this episode contains a spoiler for the movie “My Sister’s Keeper”.

Episode 10 Season 2: The Jim Beam Fire Bath

TheOddist — Tue, 26 May 2009 17:26:24 +0000

As soon as the Jim Beam shots are consumed John and Alex find themselves in a world of fire baths, bra prices and prostitutes. It also seems that Jim Beam is an actual truth serum. Find out if it was John or Alex that kissed a boy and which one of them only had a crush on a boy. Dirty refrigerators and a penis being bitten off are the last hope for humanity as John discusses the time he was dead. Waiting for soup is the usual trainwreck and John didn’t know that Alex was “fake” drinking at the bar. Alex believes this show really “tests” the listeners.

Episode 9 Season 2: Happy Birthday Nerds

TheOddist — Mon, 18 May 2009 18:36:54 +0000

Sara Jean returns just in time for her birthday! A perfectly timed and executed show filled with presents, candy, sexy mannequins, and toilet snakes. Find out why John never wants to turn 51 years old and if Sara Jean would ever pull a gun on her sisters. Here are some tips: Don’t pee in Old Faithful and if you don’t want to be on The Oddist then don’t leave a drunk message on our answering machine because we will play it. A concerned letter from a listener creates questions about the show but everything works out because the “happy birthday” song in korean is cute.

Episode 8 Season 2: Cinco de Flip Flop

TheOddist — Wed, 06 May 2009 01:51:46 +0000

What happens when Sara Jean goes on vacation and Alex and John talk serious? Well it only happens for a few minutes but it’s here. Then of course it breaks down into the usual tomfoolery and drunken rambling. No guest on this episode but when John and Alex go out for drinks on Cinco de Mayo and come back to record “Waiting for Soup” it is absolutlely ridiculous, like really dumb…funny…but really drunk and dumb.

Episode 7 Season 2: Fefe is in a… “relationship”

TheOddist — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 00:01:30 +0000

What was supposed to be a nice short show turned into one of the longest episodes in the history of The Oddist. Alex and John weigh themselves, discuss shopping and what happens when you “break” an erection. For the first time on The Oddist there are two guests, brothers none the less, who review films, talk of tanning and police training and one even admits for the first time he may actually be in a relationship. Check out the extra eight minutes of this show on www.iheartalking.com when people phone the show, as requested, and John messes the whole thing up.

Episode 6 Season 2: The Juicy Show?

TheOddist — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 02:41:22 +0000

John and Sara Jean discuss John’s failure with women, “cults of swingers” and peeing on planes…on people. This show was originally 2 1/2 hours long but John got it down to 78 minutes without losing the conversation about “penis haircuts” and how Piston Richard Hamilton needs Lasik Tongue Surgery. If you want to learn how to win an iPod, call the show, or why John is ultimately a douche-bag this is the show for you!