the oddist

Alcohol is a hell of a thing. John and Alex celebrate The Woodward Dream Cruise by not going to it and getting wasted while recording. Although John reveals the possibility of his becoming a television star if you listen underneath the drunken slurring of his words you find the pain and sadness of acceptance at parental mortality. Alex reviews the movie District 9 and brings us up to date on all the latest news involving glued penises, cat porn, grooming pubic hair, and dead bodies. The truth comes out about John’s dating status and during what is sure to be remembered as the worst shot ever consumed on the show, Elijah Craig Whiskey and Apple Pucker, it takes eleven seconds for our hosts to recover. If you don’t remember this show after listening to it no one will be mad at you because no one remembers recording it.

 

 Episode 15 Season 2: Sad Dad vs. The TV star [40:25m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

There have been many episodes, of The Oddist, that were recorded drunk and they sound drunk. This episode was recorded sober but it sounds like the conversations people have when they are stoned out of their minds. It’s good that Douglas Adams is mentioned because John and Sara Jean talk about life, the universe and everything…literally and demons, giant cows, goat kings, helicopter prison escapes and John’s baldness. What was Sara Jean in her past life? You’ll find out. What is Sara Jean’s big announcement? You’ll find out. You’ll also find out how the movie “Knowing” ends as John tries to save everyone 2 hours by spoiling an already terrible film. None of this show is right or wrong, good or bad because those are human created concepts dude…whoa, that is deep.

 

 Episode 14 Season 2: King Cobra vs. The Gypsy [53:47m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Since this is episode 13 The Oddist is officially half over for this season. John and Alex discuss prison penis tattoos, squirrels in shirts, the sex life of “furries”, and fist fights. Is John’s drinking becoming a problem? How do you get kicked out of a casino? Find out! A silly little episode that is everything you want from The Oddist. This is the perfect background noise for when you are home alone trying to figure out why you are home alone. Someone doesn’t make it for the “Waiting for Soup” portion of the show…Alex or John? Place your bets!

 

 Episode 13 Season 2: The Beginning of The End [46:07m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

This is it! The halfway point of no return! The first meeting of co-hosts! Listen to the excitement of Alex and Sara Jean trying to hold the show together while John slurs words and makes little to no sense. News stories are read, sounds are combined an iPod Nano is given away in the most confusing of manners. The silliest of shows but still containing, what could have been, startling stories of suicide and battery attacks if John would have been coherent enough to string a rational thought together. If you’ve never experienced someone who is in the “I love you guys” stage of drunkenness then enjoy this laugh packed show.

 

 Episode 12 Season 2 : The Oddist [73:41m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Sara Jean and John have some fun with the settings on the mixing board while discussing forbidden beats, old graduates and drunk animals. Somehow our hosts solve a mystery while Sara Jean tries to recruit women for a version of “The Dating Game” with John as the prize. John also pulls together an interview! Is he shy? Is he tempered? Well he is Corey Hall comedian, movie reviewer and fellow podcaster…or is he? Corey also admits to peeing his pants because he hates the cold? People should be jealous of John because his “boob” is a “neck”. Also, somehow this episode contains a spoiler for the movie “My Sister’s Keeper”.

 

 Season 2 Episode 11 The Oddist [90:01m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

There are currently 2 shows that have been recorded, one with Alex (Episode 13) as well as the show where Sara Jean and Alex meet (Episode 12). Sara Jean and I (John) are going to be recording her next show (Episode 11) this week. Even though all these shows have been recorded out of order they will be posted in order and I can only warn you that Episode 12 is a fantastic show thanks to Alex and Sara Jean, I am wasted mostly incoherent and worthless during the entire show. Episode 12 is also the least edited show in The Oddist’s history you will love Sara Jean and Alex and hate me.