As soon as the Jim Beam shots are consumed John and Alex find themselves in a world of fire baths, bra prices and prostitutes. It also seems that Jim Beam is an actual truth serum. Find out if it was John or Alex that kissed a boy and which one of them only had a crush on a boy. Dirty refrigerators and a penis being bitten off are the last hope for humanity as John discusses the time he was dead. Waiting for soup is the usual trainwreck and John didn’t know that Alex was “fake” drinking at the bar. Alex believes this show really “tests” the listeners.
Sara Jean returns just in time for her birthday! A perfectly timed and executed show filled with presents, candy, sexy mannequins, and toilet snakes. Find out why John never wants to turn 51 years old and if Sara Jean would ever pull a gun on her sisters. Here are some tips: Don’t pee in Old Faithful and if you don’t want to be on The Oddist then don’t leave a drunk message on our answering machine because we will play it. A concerned letter from a listener creates questions about the show but everything works out because the “happy birthday” song in korean is cute.
John and Sara Jean discuss John’s failure with women, “cults of swingers” and peeing on planes…on people. This show was originally 2 1/2 hours long but John got it down to 78 minutes without losing the conversation about “penis haircuts” and how Piston Richard Hamilton needs Lasik Tongue Surgery. If you want to learn how to win an iPod, call the show, or why John is ultimately a douche-bag this is the show for you!