Second Season Fiasco

So Alex and I recorded the “last show” of the second season. Yes, that’s right no “Best of” show no big finale, just Alex and I talking bullshit as usual. In true Oddist fashion I never turned the mics on while we were recording, well they were on but the gain was turned all the way down so you can’t really hear anything. I don’t know what the fate of The Oddist is at this point. I am going through some massive “growing pains” with owning a house and working on my secret project, doing UFO lectures and other things. Hopefully The Oddist will raise it’s drunken head again sometime soon but until then I wanted to thank you all for listening and responding to the show. I appreciate it more than you’ll ever know. I may update the site with new stories and upcoming info but again…no promises. Alex, Sara Jean thank you so much for everything and making The Oddist so wonderful you’ll never know how much being with you meant to me.

I’m John Tenney and somehow or another I’ve just stumbled out of The Oddist.

Episode 16 Season 2: Episode 17

John and Alex tried to record a show after they recorded episode 15, thinking that John would get his act together and record episode 16 with Sara Jean. Of course that didn’t happen…but it will! So this is this is 17 as 16. Don’t expect anything fantastic as it is also the shortest episode of The Oddist ever. Coming in at just over 15 minutes you’ll thank whatever deity you might that it is not any longer than that. If you listen to episode 15 and John and Alex sound drunk…wait until you hear this slurring, babbling mess. Although John  thinks it is “Pretty Good!” Hopefully the stories of Kenny Tessel, Fat smugglers and diapers will keep you coming back for the next REAL episode with Sara Jean.

Episode 15 Season 2: Sad Dad vs. The TV star

Alcohol is a hell of a thing. John and Alex celebrate The Woodward Dream Cruise by not going to it and getting wasted while recording. Although John reveals the possibility of his becoming a television star if you listen underneath the drunken slurring of his words you find the pain and sadness of acceptance at parental mortality. Alex reviews the movie District 9 and brings us up to date on all the latest news involving glued penises, cat porn, grooming pubic hair, and dead bodies. The truth comes out about John’s dating status and during what is sure to be remembered as the worst shot ever consumed on the show, Elijah Craig Whiskey and Apple Pucker, it takes eleven seconds for our hosts to recover. If you don’t remember this show after listening to it no one will be mad at you because no one remembers recording it.

Episode 13 Season 2: The Beginning of The End

Since this is episode 13 The Oddist is officially half over for this season. John and Alex discuss prison penis tattoos, squirrels in shirts, the sex life of “furries”, and fist fights. Is John’s drinking becoming a problem? How do you get kicked out of a casino? Find out! A silly little episode that is everything you want from The Oddist. This is the perfect background noise for when you are home alone trying to figure out why you are home alone. Someone doesn’t make it for the “Waiting for Soup” portion of the show…Alex or John? Place your bets!

Episode 12 Season 2: One Nice, One Sober and John

This is it! The halfway point of no return! The first meeting of co-hosts! Listen to the excitement of Alex and Sara Jean trying to hold the show together while John slurs words and makes little to no sense. News stories are read, sounds are combined an iPod Nano is given away in the most confusing of manners. The silliest of shows but still containing, what could have been, startling stories of suicide and battery attacks if John would have been coherent enough to string a rational thought together. If you’ve never experienced someone who is in the “I love you guys” stage of drunkenness then enjoy this laugh packed show.

Episode 5 Season 2: Shea LaBeouf’s Earballs

Once again there is no guest on this episode of The Oddist but that is mearly to make way for the historically epic most totally drunk episode ever. Alex shows up with some news, as per usual, and things get off to a giggly start. John reads an email from a girl who doesn’t want to be mentioned on the show and then comes…WAITING FOR SOUP. Waiting for soup is where this show spirals out of control, don’t ask what happens because even after listening…you won’t know. Pretty much the best episode so far…or the worst.