Still here and thinking

Well it’s been almost a year since the last episode of The Oddist and I am really missing it. A lot has happened in these last 12 months, I bought a house, was fired from my job, my mother had a heart attack, she is fine, and a dozen other crazy things all of which I want to discuss on a new episode. Although my house is still in need of a ton of work I have created a “studio” in my unfinished upstairs and am currently trying to figure out how to do a new episode by this Halloween. So send positive thoughts, money, and funny ideas my way and maybe I can make this happen. As always thank you for being fans and I hope you hear me soon. – John

Season 3?

How could I possibly be discussing Season 3 when Season 2 never even really ended? Well I can do anything I want and right now I’m telling you that the first episode of Season 3 of The Oddist will be recorded on May 22nd, 2010. Hold on to your horses and run it up the flagpole. Here it comes so hold your breath and make a wish.It probably won’t happen.

The Oddist Contest #2, Win an iPod Nano!

The Oddist iPod Contest
Now this is a fucking contest! John never uses his 4 gig iPod Nano, and most of the pawn-shops in Detroit have gone out of business, so he’s willing to give it to a listener who can correctly answer the following five questions. The Nano will be preloaded with every episode of The Oddist and autographed by John, Alex and Sara Jean. If the winner so desires they can also be interviewed on the show! All questions can be answered by listening to the show or reading The Oddist website.

1. In Episode 5 Season 2: Shea LaBeouf’s Earballs, John reveals a strong hatred against people employed in what profession?

2. In Episode 4 Season 2 : A guy a girl and mom? What 3 creature’s “roars” were combined to create Sara Jean’s News sound?

3. According to The Oddist website about how old is John mentally?

4. What was the title of Episode 5 of the Season 1?

5. What type of snack food does John’s cat, Charlie, enjoy eating?

Send your answers to and the first 6 people who submit correct answers will be entered in a drawing to win John’s nano. The winner will be determined by a single roll of the dice on the May 17th episode of The Oddist. The dice roll will be videotaped and posted on The Oddist’s sister site so that everyone will know it’s legit.As an extra bonus every episode of The Oddist, including the “Vag Night Special” will be pre-loaded on the nano for your listening pleasure.

What are you waiting for it’s a FREE fucking iPod. GO!

John, Alex, Sara Jean and their families may not enter this contest cause that would be a little to sketchy.

News Stories from 05/03/08

Here are the news links from Episode 3 of The Oddist. Also don’t forget to check out the placemat John found at Club Bart. You can see it by visiting The Oddist’s Flickr page located HERE

Balloon Priest
Finger Grower
Toe Cops
Ledger’s Ghost
Australian UFOs
Dolphin Collision
Pinned under Hubby
Masked Man
Maybe Baby
360 Billion
Vodka Beaver