What was supposed to be a nice short show turned into one of the longest episodes in the history of The Oddist. Alex and John weigh themselves, discuss shopping and what happens when you “break” an erection. For the first time on The Oddist there are two guests, brothers none the less, who review films, talk of tanning and police training and one even admits for the first time he may actually be in a relationship. Check out the extra eight minutes of this show on www.iheartalking.com when people phone the show, as requested, and John messes the whole thing up.
John and Sara Jean discuss John’s failure with women, “cults of swingers” and peeing on planes…on people. This show was originally 2 1/2 hours long but John got it down to 78 minutes without losing the conversation about “penis haircuts” and how Piston Richard Hamilton needs Lasik Tongue Surgery. If you want to learn how to win an iPod, call the show, or why John is ultimately a douche-bag this is the show for you!
Now this is a fucking contest! John never uses his 4 gig iPod Nano, and most of the pawn-shops in Detroit have gone out of business, so he’s willing to give it to a listener who can correctly answer the following five questions. The Nano will be preloaded with every episode of The Oddist and autographed by John, Alex and Sara Jean. If the winner so desires they can also be interviewed on the show! All questions can be answered by listening to the show or reading The Oddist website.
1. In Episode 5 Season 2: Shea LaBeouf’s Earballs, John reveals a strong hatred against people employed in what profession?
2. In Episode 4 Season 2 : A guy a girl and mom? What 3 creature’s “roars” were combined to create Sara Jean’s News sound?
3. According to The Oddist website about how old is John mentally?
4. What was the title of Episode 5 of the Season 1?
5. What type of snack food does John’s cat, Charlie, enjoy eating?
Send your answers to firstname.lastname@example.org and the first 6 people who submit correct answers will be entered in a drawing to win John’s nano. The winner will be determined by a single roll of the dice on the May 17th episode of The Oddist. The dice roll will be videotaped and posted on The Oddist’s sister site IHearTalking.com so that everyone will know it’s legit.As an extra bonus every episode of The Oddist, including the “Vag Night Special” will be pre-loaded on the nano for your listening pleasure.
What are you waiting for it’s a FREE fucking iPod. GO!
John, Alex, Sara Jean and their families may not enter this contest cause that would be a little to sketchy.
Once again there is no guest on this episode of The Oddist but that is mearly to make way for the historically epic most totally drunk episode ever. Alex shows up with some news, as per usual, and things get off to a giggly start. John reads an email from a girl who doesn’t want to be mentioned on the show and then comes…WAITING FOR SOUP. Waiting for soup is where this show spirals out of control, don’t ask what happens because even after listening…you won’t know. Pretty much the best episode so far…or the worst.
Since John got drunk and woke up late he missed his chance of doing a guest interview. Sara Jean and John hold the show together with giggles, animal sounds and positivity…as positive as John can get when he isn’t taking girls shopping after the bar and burning pizza. You will also bear witness to a first on The Oddist as John’s mother calls during the show to remind him that he never calls and is lonely. Heartbreakingly funny.